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Is this an ad for a fag hag? Or…a pretend girlfriend?

Profile said “some college.” I have my doubts.

Dating Profile Writing Tip

Never use the words “I’m simple” or “I’m just a simple guy” in your profile. It implies that you’re dumb.

What the flipping f-???

(via someecards.com)
Right??

(via someecards.com)

Right??

‎(910): i think I’m just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit.