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Friend 1: He had just bought groceries and there wasn’t a single thing in there that wasn’t entirely processed. No wonder no matter what I make he’s like ‘omg this is sooooo good.’ I’m competing against frozen entrees and Oreo’s for Christ sake!
Friend 2: He’s going to marry you. ;)
Friend 1: Well yeah cause I’m going to take his maidenhood and then make him a pot roast. What man could resist that? Answer: none.
