The Definition of Undateable: Archive

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10 Horrifying Sex Injuries You Might Get This... →

Feb 14th

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“Much like New Year’s is a holiday for amateur drinkers, Valentine’s...”

– T.C., professional romantic (sarcasm)

Feb 13th

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“Never resent someone for not being who you want them to be. Look at their...”

– My summary of something a friend said on Facebook…

Feb 13th

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“When your source of happiness is another human being, you’re totally...”

– Gabrielle Bernstein: How to Release Romantic Fears The ego convinces you that all the love you need is in one “special” person — you come to believe you need this one special person to feel whole. This fear-based thinking leads you to do whatever it takes to make that special...

Feb 10th

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The awkward moment when you realize the person you...

iwasjustsayin: …you can’t stand.

Feb 5th

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Feb 3rd

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Men: Buy Clothes that Complement Your Body →

(The link from Clad Men disappeared from the site, but was still in my google reader feed, so I just copy-pasted here) Style advice, like any advice, varies depending on the individual. Here’s a breakdown of items to seek out (and avoid) depending on the shape and build of your frame. And no, it isn’t debatable. Big & Tall You Want: Pants with cuffs to break up your seemingly endless...

Jan 26th

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Men: Re-Invent Your Wardrobe with 25 Essential... →

This man knows what he’s talking about, guys. READ. Exhibit A: Exhibit B:

Jan 26th

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“If you think something you say will ruin the relationship, then screw it up...”

– Avoiding Dating Pitfalls On the topic of trying too hard not to screw up a new relationship.

Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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Overcome Commitment Phobia

Link to original article. Commitment phobia is a specific condition which may include some or all of the following behaviours: Wanting an intimate relationship while running from it Becoming distant when the other person tries to get close Turning on the charm when the other person pulls away Sabotaging a relationship by deliberately hurting the other person As with other phobias,...

Jan 24th

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Are You Commitment-Phobic? →

“If you hold firm to some wish list that has too many limitations or too many qualifiers, soon you’ll have missed your window of opportunity [for finding love].” “Unresolved issues are like baggage. If you don’t take the time to empty those bags, they get heavier with each trip. Pretty soon you’re dragging a steamer trunk of bruised emotions with you into...

Jan 24th

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Jan 24th

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Could neckties be cool again? →

“I can’t stand people looking dishevelled — especially after age 35!” - Karl Lagerfeld “For a few years now older men, businessmen have started going without a tie to look younger,” says Jean-Jacques Picart. “So it’s only normal for young people to reclaim them” Exhibit A:

Jan 23rd

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Would it be too much to ask...

for a man who looks like Jake Gyllenhaal, dresses like Joseph Gordon-Levitt, makes me laugh and behaves like a gentleman (who also doesn’t know he’s attractive)? Probably.

Jan 20th

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Jan 19th

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“…while both sexes agree that humor is attractive, constantly making...”

– 5 Tips for Staying Out of the Friend Zone

Jan 19th

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Jan 18th

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Jan 18th

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“Sex always makes things complicated. Even when you’re not having...”

– The Holiday

Jan 16th

Jan 15th

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Thoughts on dating/sex

Was having a conversation with a friend about men and sex…she said “[her boyfriend’s name] was going on and on about how as soon as he used to sleep with a girl he’d move on to the next. He just lost all interest after that. I’m starting to think all guys are wired like that…My only relationships that have been worth anything are the ones where I’ve waited...

Jan 5th

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“Well, don’t YOU look like the icing on a fuck cake.”

– Sleep Talkin’ Man

Jan 5th

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Jan 2nd

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Dec 18th

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Dec 11th

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Holiday Date Rape Song?

I guess I never thought about it until happyplace.com suggested it, but the lyrics to “Baby It’s Cold Outside” really do kind of imply date rape. “…say what’s in this drink?” “i simply must go (but baby it’s cold outside) the answer is no (but baby it’s cold outside)” “my sister will be suspicious (gosh your lips look...

Dec 8th

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Banker's 1,615 word email to woman who didn't call... →

When Lauren posted the email on the internet site Reddit, she gave a brief back story which said: ‘Friend couldn’t make it to philharmonic at last minute so I went alone, met this guy, went on ONE, HORRIFIC date. Then got this… Weirdos are everywhere…

Dec 8th

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Dec 7th

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Nov 30th

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Nov 21st

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Nov 18th

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I have found that people on dating sites who say “I like almost all kinds of music” or “I’m not picky, I’ll listen to anything” are actually very narrow minded about the kind of music they will listen to.

Nov 10th

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